Chinese Beard “Next Logical Step” says Luke Steele

Empire of The Sun’s front man Luke Steele also known as Lord Gaga, shocked family and friends by announcing he would be growing a wispy “Chinese beard” out of a facial mole. Steele claimed he was “turned onto lucky mole beards” while making the video for “Walking on a Dream” in Shanghai.

“In the west people think the concept of growing long single hairs out of a facial mole is unbelievably repellant,” said the star. “I think that’s an arrogant attitude.”

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5 thoughts on “Chinese Beard “Next Logical Step” says Luke Steele

  1. Mez

    what Luke fails to mention is that he was stoned out of his gourd while making that video in Shanghai and that he thought that he was wearing and Hawaiian shirt at the time and doing a cameo for a Hoodoo Gurus clip

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  2. Mez

    aaah… despite the spelling errors, that was so good to get off my chest – think god for an unmoderated blog

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