China Buys Porn Star Skeleton

The controversial Sexual Health Museum in Guangzhou China claims to have purchased the bones of seminal 1970s pornography star John Holmes after ten years of negotiating with an unnamed agent.

However the museum’s plans to mount the skeleton on top of the already purchased bones of Holmes’ frequent co star Marilyn Chambers have been thrown into chaos with claims that the female skeleton is not Chambers’.

“The family claims it is not her,” said the museum director Cao Lao, “but we stand by our porn bones. ”

Records show that Chambers, star of films such as Insatiable (1980) was cremated in the 1980s. Holmes was also cremated in 1988.

The identity of the skeletons now in China are unknown, however the museum still insists on their authenticity and are going ahead with the tableau.

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